A rugby player is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when



he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning



from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for



everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given



birth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.







Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25



pounds.



The Rugby player just shrugs and replies, 'That's



about average in Yorkshire... like I said, my boy's a



typical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a big strong rugby player and play for England.



Congratulations showered him from all around, amid



many exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actually



fainted due to sympathy pains.







Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender



says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshire



baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?



Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in



two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'







The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'



The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little



suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25



pounds the day he was born!'







The Yorkshireman takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's real ale,



wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender



and proudly says,











'Had him circumcised...'

thanks for sharing! Great.