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 | | Subject: s**t! Fri May 06, 2011 12:25 pm | |
| THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's s**t......... That's right, s**t!
s**t is without question the most functional word in the
English language.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t,
forget s**t, And tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the
difference
Between s**t and shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t,
Shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t,
And there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t,
The right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t,
Or find yourself up s**t's creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like s**t
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t
And other times you fall in a bucket of s**t
And come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t,
You don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t;
Or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well, s**t, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t
And hope you had a nice day without a bunch of s**t..
But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t
From some s**t-head...........
Well, s**t Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
(posted before,but always gets a chuckle) _________________   ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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| | Subject: Re: s**t! Fri May 06, 2011 12:34 pm | |
| Very good and Very True!
Brilliant
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| | Subject: Re: s**t! Fri May 06, 2011 1:27 pm | |
| Tiz good  |
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