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 | | Subject: a little Chinese man Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:32 pm | |
| Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
"You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder
"You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:
"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrongname! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(Wait for it)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Deala?"
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| | Subject: Re: a little Chinese man Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:39 pm | |
| OH MY GOD!!! That's wicked! :san42: :san42: :san42: |
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liverbird
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| | Subject: Re: a little Chinese man Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:38 am | |
| :2445: @ evy
dont bust a stitch hun :san42: _________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
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