THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...

> Well, it's s**t......... That's right, s**t!
>
> s**t is without question the most functional word in the
> English language.

> You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t,
> forget s**t, And tell others to eat s**t.
>
> Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the
> difference
> Between s**t and shinola.
>
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
> There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
>
> You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t,
> Shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
>
> You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
>
> You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
>
> Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,

> And some days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t,
> And there are times when you feel like s**t.
>
> You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t,
> The right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
>
> You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t,
> Or find yourself up s**t's creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes your breath smells like s**t
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t
> And other times you fall in a bucket of s**t
> And come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts,
> it's the basic building block of the English language.
>
> And remember, once you know your s**t,
> You don't need to know anything else!!
>
> You could pass this along, if you give a s**t;
> Or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
>
> Well, s**t, it's time for me to go.
>
> Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t
> And hope you had a nice day without a bunch of s**t..
> But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t
> >From some s**t-head...........
>
> Well, s**t Happens!!!
>
> HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN

Very clever

Brill love it.

Brill