Well russians are horrible greedy ignorant people

they have no patience and dont believe in queuing for anything

imagine the germans only a hundred times worse
At meals times you wouldnt believe the food they ate

it was all inclusive buffet style so they helped themselves They were all gathered at the doors as soon as the restuarant opened so they could nab all the best food

or seeing what they ate they probably went in twice
It was gross made me feel

saw one guy with two massive plates full of food in the morning and he had covered his ommelette with nearly a whole bottle of mustard and ketchup
Anyway every morning i would have pancakes for my breakfast The chef made them while you waited

they were very popular so you had to queue for them unless you were russian ofcourse

then you just charged to the front and shoved your plate in the chefs face

Not when i was in the queue you didnt

when they did it to me i just pushed straight infront of them calling them ignorant bastards while giving them my evil DONT f**k WITH ME FACE

it worked
The chef normally gave you 4 pancakes aswell so once when we were in the queue 3 of us the chef put 12 pancakes on Well the greedy f**king russian had 9 of them what a t**t

the chef gave him four and he kept shoving the plate under the chefs nose grunting at him to put more on

Well i made sure he heard me call him a greedy bastard aswell

f**k em i dont give a s**t what they gonna do set the KGB on me
Then when we were checking out i was talking to the receptionist when this russian came up pushed past all the other people queuing behind me and started shouting KEY I WANT KEY GIVE ME KEY NOW I WANT KEY the receptionist said i am busy but the russian kept shouting I WANT KEY NOW Well i just exploded and screamed at him I DONT CARE WHAT YOU WANT YOU IGNORANT MAN YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL I AM FINISHED IGNORANT MAN!!!!!! Well i was evil

so i think he got the message because he shut up

It made me feel better after the way they had behaved all week
At the bars aswell they would push past everyone with flasks and tell the barman to fill them up with vodka

and take it back to their rooms
They also nicked all the butter at breakfast

and filled flasks up with milk and my friend saw one of them take a whole gateux
Another russian trend is photography their cameras went everywhere one guy even had a tripod that he set up every mealtime to video himself eating

what an idiot

Down by the pool the girls were all dolled up in stilletos and skimpy bikinis it was like Russias next top model with them posing lying over the bridges etc it was a right sight but very amusing to watch

the guys taking the photos all thought they were David Bailey doing stuff like lying on the floor while getting shots looking up at the girls

what a bunch of tossers
The last day on the sunbeds i was lying with my eyes closed when i sensed someone between mine and ohs beds i opened my eyes and some russian had squeezed between the beds to get a better angle while taking a pic of his girlfriend UNBELIEVEABLE!!!! You can guess what i said to him

They soon moved
It was a pain but tbh it kept me amused aswell