An Australian Love Poem


Of course I love yer darling'
Yer a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say yer gorgeous
I mean every single word


So yer bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab


So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell yer, I don't care
As long as when I cuddle yer
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
Yers just gave in to gravity
But I know yer did yer best

I'm tellin' yer the truth now
I never tell yer lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on yer thighs

I swear on me nanas’ grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get


No matter what yer look like
I'll always love yer dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch me another beer.

brill

Love it Shelah

nice one

It comes to us all

that's brill