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    PostSubject: its only a joke.....   Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:37 pm
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    Honest I am not racist!

    1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.

    2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.

    3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

    4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back.

    5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.

    6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................

    Mustafa dinghy.

    7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water shit drown'.

    8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
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    9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

    9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.

    10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

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