THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE
SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for
'start here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them
down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY ARE
HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they leave, they
take your house and car with them.
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S
WORST EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection
and breaking his nose.
Bonus: A
little joke:
A little boy is examining his testicles while taking a
bath.
'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she
replied
