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    PostSubject: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:23 am

    SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010...................................



    Scenario:
    Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

    2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs


    Scenario:
    Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.


    Scenario :
    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.


    Scenario :
    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

    2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario :
    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

    1957 - Ants die.

    2010- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


    Scenario :
    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.



    THIS SHOWS JUST HOW STUPID WE HAVE BECOME!!!!

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:15 pm

    VERY SCAREY!!!!!
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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:18 pm

    isnt it just... imagine in a few years time how much worse its going to get!!!!!

    actually in a few years time we prob wont be able to read it.... english wont be the first language :san12:

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:19 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:21 pm

    true though :ciggy:

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:30 pm

    هل تتكلم انجليزي؟
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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:32 pm

    Lorz wrote:
    هل تتكلم انجليزي؟



    :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:
    :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:


    i nearly choked on my dirty can of red bull then :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:33 pm

    :2431: god no dont choke......... :san12: couldnt resist that!!!!!
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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:36 pm

    cudzoziemców przeklętego! :rolls eyes: :

    :san12:

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:37 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:39 pm

    Buon pomeriggio, come va?
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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:42 pm

    我沒有講該語言

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:49 pm

    you did to speak the language :san12:
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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:50 pm



    :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:

    Is é seo a mire!!!

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    PostSubject: Re: 1957 V 2010   Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:55 pm

    :2431: وكم هي متعة
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