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    PostSubject: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:47 pm
    :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly:

    she will be the certain death of me this child will, im sure i was impregnated with satans child

    most days weve been going to the park, in an effort to tire her out... we go out in the morning with the dogs, come back do what we have to do and then we leave the dogs at home and go to the park.... this particular day we caught the bus and then walked to the big park at markeaton, theyve got rides, bouncy castle, boats paddling pool, donkeys, parks and lots of walks... tia loves it there, we took a picnic, went and did all the things there, then before we leave for home we have a walk through the woody bit and round the back of the tennis courts, its lovely and quiet,no yobs :2431: ...

    we were looking at all the squirrels up the trees and tia was playing with her parachute toy... as we came out from the walkway and onto the field, tia suddenly shouted.....

    OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE f**king CHRISTMAS TREES!!!

    i wanted the ground to open up and swallow me :2431:

    i have no idea if anyone heard her, i didnt stick around long enough :san12: :san12:

    bless her though, shes never seen xmas trees that big :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:

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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:43 pm
    kids are sooo funny but embarrass you at same time, i was rushing to school one day with ethan got in the classroom in front of teacher, and and on hips stood there sayin oh god im bloody knakered, i didnt no where to put my face, shocked and laughing.
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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:47 pm
    :san12: :san12:

    they kill you dont they :2431:


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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:49 pm


    i want to meet Tia she sounds awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:00 pm
    shes one mischevious little girl ....

    she has me in stitches though :2431:

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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:02 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:07 pm
    fredsmum wrote:
    :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly: :tilly:

    she will be the certain death of me this child will, im sure i was impregnated with satans child

    most days weve been going to the park, in an effort to tire her out... we go out in the morning with the dogs, come back do what we have to do and then we leave the dogs at home and go to the park.... this particular day we caught the bus and then walked to the big park at markeaton, theyve got rides, bouncy castle, boats paddling pool, donkeys, parks and lots of walks... tia loves it there, we took a picnic, went and did all the things there, then before we leave for home we have a walk through the woody bit and round the back of the tennis courts, its lovely and quiet,no yobs :2431: ...

    we were looking at all the squirrels up the trees and tia was playing with her parachute toy... as we came out from the walkway and onto the field, tia suddenly shouted.....

    OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE f**king CHRISTMAS TREES!!!

    i wanted the ground to open up and swallow me :2431:

    i have no idea if anyone heard her, i didnt stick around long enough :san12: :san12:

    bless her though, shes never seen xmas trees that big :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:



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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:08 pm
    bless little izzy :san12: :san12: :san12:

    good job her and tia dont live close to each other, they'd get on like a house on fire though :2431:

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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:10 pm
    The gruesome twosome.

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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:20 pm
    priceless
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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:39 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:39 pm
    lmao you should get them together god what a story they wud make :D
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    PostSubject: Re: my child is going to kill me    Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:24 pm
    no way :nonono:

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