My neighbour found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so
she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was
hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then
hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she
wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and
get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The
lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At
the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady
said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If
you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The
lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay
off your bicycle for about a week."

:san12: :san12:

:san12: very good lol lol