Peter invites his mum round to his new flat for tea. She notices his
flat mate, Joe is very handsome and slightly camp and although she
suspects her son is gay, he denies that anything is going on and they
are only flatmates.
A week later, Joe says to Peter, "Ever since your
mum came to tea, i cant find the frying pan!!"
Peter E-Mails his mum
and says,
"Dear Mum, im not saying you DID take the frying pan and i am not saying you DID NOT but its been missing ever
since you came for tea!!"
His Mum replied..
"Son, im not saying
you DO sleep with Joe, and i am
not saying you DO NOT sleep with
Joe, but if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the
fooking frying pan by now!! Love Mum"