A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
I've been having all these years?
"Well, they're gone. No more
headaches"?"
The husband asks, ''What happened?"

His wife
replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front
of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not Have a Headache; I do
not have a headache, I do not have a headache.."



It
Worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well,
that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't
been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why
don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The
husband agrees to try it


Following his appointment, the
husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries
her into the bedroom.

He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't
move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the Bathroom and comes
back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes Passionate love to
his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was
wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right
back." He goes back into the bathroom, Comes back and round two was even
better than The First time.

The wife sits up and her head is
spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right
back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his
wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, She sees him
standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my Wife.
She's Not
my wife.
She's not my wife..."


His funeral service will
be held on Friday

pmsl

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