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    PostSubject: Lament of a Lady Who’s Gone to the Dogs   Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:19 pm

    Lament of a Lady Who’s Gone
    to the Dogs


    by Beryl Allen.

    There was a time, there really was,
    When I was sweet and tender;
    When Show Dog meant a Disney Star,
    and bitch was not a gender.

    I went to bed at half past ten;
    I went to church on Sunday;
    On Saturday I baked the beans
    and did the wash on Monday.

    But then I got a certain pup,
    And an erstwhile friend said “SHOW”,
    And so I did and so I do,
    OH! What I didn’t know.

    I used to dress with flair and style,
    That was the life, don’t knock it.
    But now each dress from bed to ball
    must have a good bait pocket.

    I used to have a certain air,
    I wallowed in perfume,
    I used to smell of Niut D’Amour,
    Now I smell like Mr. Groom.

    My furniture was haute decor,
    My pets a tank of guppies.
    Now I’ve furniture unstuffed,
    And well-adjusted puppies.

    Once I spoke in pristine prose,
    In dulcet tones and frail,
    But now I’m using language,
    That would turn a sailor pale.

    I was taught to be well groomed
    no matter where I went.
    Now all the grooming that I do
    is in the handler’s tent.

    I used to long for furs and jewels
    And a figure classed as super,
    Now the thing I yearn for most
    is a brand new pooper scooper.

    I adored a man who murmured verse,
    through intimate little dinners,
    But now the words I thrill to hear,
    Are just three-”Best of Winners”.

    I rise at dawn and pack the car,
    the road ahead a long one.
    The one I routed on the maps,
    Invariably the wrong one.

    I really love this doggy life,
    I wouldn’t care to change it.
    But when I get that Best in Show,
    I plan to rearrange it.

    When my time on earth is done,
    I’ll go without much nudging.
    Just give me three weeks closing date,
    and let me know who’s judging.

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    PostSubject: Re: Lament of a Lady Who’s Gone to the Dogs   Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:26 pm

    Love it.

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    PostSubject: Re: Lament of a Lady Who’s Gone to the Dogs   Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:59 pm

    i've never been into showing but i thought it was good any way

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