fredsmum
Admin
Number of posts: 29108
Age: 37
Location: posh part of derby
Rep: 33
Points: 28247
Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | | Subject: dont mess with old ladies Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:52 pm | |
| An older lady gets pulled over for speeding ...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding ..
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please .
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Of facer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The old woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
_________________   ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
|
Sandra
Admin
Number of posts: 18595
Age: 48
Location: Ammanford
Rep: 22
Points: 16490
Registration date: 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: dont mess with old ladies Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:17 pm | |
| |
|
liverbird
Admin
Number of posts: 15510
Age: 55
Location: posh part of scouseland :)
Rep: 31
Points: 16253
Registration date: 2009-01-08
| |
SUMMER
Moderator
Number of posts: 6612
Age: 55
Location: Fife Scotland
Rep: 12
Points: 7189
Registration date: 2009-01-13
| | Subject: Re: dont mess with old ladies Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:29 pm | |
| _________________  |
|
Suze
Number of posts: 784
Age: 37
Location: Fife
Rep: 7
Points: 1704
Registration date: 2009-11-01
| | Subject: Re: dont mess with old ladies Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:28 am | |
| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
|
hilary bradshaw
Number of posts: 2409
Age: 53
Location: st. helens, merseyside
Rep: 24
Points: 3904
Registration date: 2009-08-04
| | Subject: Re: dont mess with old ladies Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:04 am | |
| |
|
Calendar
R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. 
