condoms!!

Subject: condoms!! Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:13 pm

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept
> the same tag line..........
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> Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
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> Tesco Condoms - every little helps
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> Nike Condoms - Just do it.
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> Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life..
>
> Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
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> KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
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> Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
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> Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
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> Abbey National condoms ! - because life is complicated enough.
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> Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra
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> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
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> Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
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> Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
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> Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper
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> Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'
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> Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
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> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
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> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
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> Renault condoms - size really does matter!
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> Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
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> Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim !!!
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> Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach
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> Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world
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> Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
>
> AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
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> Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
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> Polo condoms - the one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
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> L'Oreal condoms - because you're worth it!
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> Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate