The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear
Dogs : The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in
the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming
your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot
buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this.
Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort, however. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out
to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

The proper order for
kissing is: Kiss me first, then go lick your butt or smell the other
dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Sounds about right


Gazi is actually trying to maximise our bedroom next door so when we eventually move in we can try and get a kingsize bed in there

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