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| The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
- [b]1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
- 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
- 3. Hard to read the monitor with your head
cocked to one side.
- 4. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
- 5. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear
"You've Got Mail."
- 6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
- 7. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're
browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
- 8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.
- 9. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver.
- 10. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that
signifies tail-wagging.
- 11. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
Microsoft OpposableThumb.
- 12. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
- 13. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
- 14. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
recognition software.
- 15. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
- 16 SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK
are out of the question!
- 17. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
- 18. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
- 19. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than
online chat rooms.
- and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...
- 20. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE
WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
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