hilary bradshaw
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 | | Subject: Harrods Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:54 pm | |
| A lady walks into Harrods. She looks
> around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
> inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she
> unexpectedly farts.>
>
>
> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
> to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a
> sales person was not anywhere near. >
>
>
> As she turns around, her worst nightmare
> materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind
> her - Good looking as well!
>
>
> Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the
> qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like
> Harrods.
>
>
> He politely greets the lady with, 'Good
> day, Madam. How may we help you today?
>
>
> Blushing and uncomfortable, but still
> hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little
> 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of
> this lovely bracelet?'
>
>
> He answers, "Madam - if you farted just
> looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!" |
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