Below is a very private way to Gage your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine
if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear
your mind and ... begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to
question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said,
"water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks",
what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you
said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
"no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you
bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's
land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from
a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
"one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you
are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the
room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,
two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and
16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get
on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive
at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?


Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

I got most of them wrong

i WONT be joining MENSA soon

I got all of them right

really?

take this test, I have an IQ of 132, have a go
http://www.highiqsociety.org/

mine was 104