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    PostSubject: Prison joke   Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:48 pm
    On Paddys' first day in prison he goes to the showers
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    then smacks it against a washbasin smashing the basin into loads of
    pieces, then he smacks it against some iron bars bending them
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