[size=29]True Friendship... [b]SCOTTISH STYLE!![/b]
(None of that Sissy shite)
Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak
of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this
card .
Just the stone cold truth o a great
friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the
bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of
something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you
every chance I get,
until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how
much worse it could be until [b]YE STOP WHINING![/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b]
[b]6...[/b][b] When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee
words[/b][b].[/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b]
[b]7...[/b][b] [/b][b]When ye are sick [/b][b]--[/b][b] [/b][b]Stay the f**k away frae me until ye are well again.
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[b]I don't want whatever[/b][b] [/b][b]ye've got.[/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b]
[b]8...[/b][b] When ye fall, I will laugh my fuckin heed aff at
you, you clumsy arse, [/b]
[b].........but I'll help you
up.[/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b]
[b]9... [/b][b]This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.
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[b]'Why?' you may ask;[/b][b] [/b]
[b][i]Because you are my
friend.[/i][/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b]
[b]Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true
warmth.[/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b]
[b]Send this to 10 o yer closest
friends,[/b][b] [/b]
[b]Then get depressed because ye can only think o
4[/b][b] [/b][b].[/b]
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