Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker,it was just After Eight
They got off at Quality street in front of the Fishermans Friend pub
He asked her name.."Polo,i'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa
"I'm Marathon,the one with the nuts" he said.Then he touched her Creme Eggs
They checked into a hotel,he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Milky Way.He fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
Sadly 3 days later his Sherbet Fountain started to drip.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.

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