hilary bradshaw
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> Scouse vasectomy
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> After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
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> enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
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> strong enough to nick one.
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> The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
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> want to have any more children.
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> The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
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> fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
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> go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
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> can up to his ear and count to 10.
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> The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the
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> world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
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> ear is going to help me.'
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> 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
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> So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
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> can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
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> paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
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> counting on his other hand.
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> This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Scarborough,
> parts of Leeds and
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> anywhere in Wales . 
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liverbird
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