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WELL DONE BREN AND MICKEY FOR WINNING MR JANUARY 2013..........
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 Number of posts: 29498 Age: 37 Location: posh part of derby Rep: 33 Points: 28821 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| I was walking home through a lonely forest ........and a scouse woman jumped off the Liver Building into an open window of a penthouse suite. How bloody lucky was she? She had a nosey around and spotted the biggest hunk EVER who was oblivious that she was totally naked she lay there with legs shaking as he eventually noticed her husband lurking behind the poufe. He was supposed to be in the bath, waiting for the hunk to come and fix his needs and washing machine, the wife spotted him with some black paint rolling it over his nob she screamed help and what the f**k is he doing i hate black paint on nobs! Sandra eventually got over it and painted it yellow for Shelley to suck but she had toothache so karen dived straight in to a bowl of ky and shouted...give it to me big boy I will take you both as I am ripe, ready and raring to accept what I havent had in years, just make sure you use the KYjelly for shelley's belly but the guys said, you want shelley to join in as well we just want to laugh at her as she shakes her shelley belly. Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Sandra who incidentally is a welsh _________________  ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
|  | | liverbird Admin


 Number of posts: 15515 Age: 56 Location: posh part of scouseland :) Rep: 31 Points: 16364 Registration date: 2009-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:59 pm | |
| I was walking home through a lonely forest ........and a scouse woman jumped off the Liver Building into an open window of a penthouse suite. How bloody lucky was she? She had a nosey around and spotted the biggest hunk EVER who was oblivious that she was totally naked she lay there with legs shaking as he eventually noticed her husband lurking behind the poufe. He was supposed to be in the bath, waiting for the hunk to come and fix his needs and washing machine, the wife spotted him with some black paint rolling it over his nob she screamed help and what the f**k is he doing i hate black paint on nobs! Sandra eventually got over it and painted it yellow for Shelley to suck but she had toothache so karen dived straight in to a bowl of ky and shouted...give it to me big boy I will take you both as I am ripe, ready and raring to accept what I havent had in years, just make sure you use the KYjelly for shelley's belly but the guys said, you want shelley to join in as well we just want to laugh at her as she shakes her shelley belly. Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Sandra who incidentally is a welsh speaking cock or 2 _________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
|  | | fredsmum Admin


 Number of posts: 29498 Age: 37 Location: posh part of derby Rep: 33 Points: 28821 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:02 pm | |
| Subject: Re: Never ending story Today at 9:59 pm
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + ---- -I was walking home through a lonely forest ........and a scouse woman jumped off the Liver Building into an open window of a penthouse suite. How bloody lucky was she? She had a nosey around and spotted the biggest hunk EVER who was oblivious that she was totally naked she lay there with legs shaking as he eventually noticed her husband lurking behind the poufe. He was supposed to be in the bath, waiting for the hunk to come and fix his needs and washing machine, the wife spotted him with some black paint rolling it over his nob she screamed help and what the f**k is he doing i hate black paint on nobs! Sandra eventually got over it and painted it yellow for Shelley to suck but she had toothache so karen dived straight in to a bowl of ky and shouted...give it to me big boy I will take you both as I am ripe, ready and raring to accept what I havent had in years, just make sure you use the KYjelly for shelley's belly but the guys said, you want shelley to join in as well we just want to laugh at her as she shakes her shelley belly. Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Sandra who incidentally is a welsh speaking cock or 2 loving mother f*****r whore bag _________________  ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
|  | | liverbird Admin


 Number of posts: 15515 Age: 56 Location: posh part of scouseland :) Rep: 31 Points: 16364 Registration date: 2009-01-08
 | |  | | Sandra Admin


 Number of posts: 18774 Age: 49 Location: Ammanford Rep: 22 Points: 16789 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:17 am | |
| I was walking home through a lonely forest ........and a scouse woman jumped off the Liver Building into an open window of a penthouse suite. How bloody lucky was she? She had a nosey around and spotted the biggest hunk EVER who was oblivious that she was totally naked she lay there with legs shaking as he eventually noticed her husband lurking behind the poufe. He was supposed to be in the bath, waiting for the hunk to come and fix his needs and washing machine, the wife spotted him with some black paint rolling it over his nob she screamed help and what the f**k is he doing i hate black paint on nobs! Sandra eventually got over it and painted it yellow for Shelley to suck but she had toothache so karen dived straight in to a bowl of ky and shouted...give it to me big boy I will take you both as I am ripe, ready and raring to accept what I havent had in years, just make sure you use the KYjelly for shelley's belly but the guys said, you want shelley to join in as well we just want to laugh at her as she shakes her shelley belly. Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Shelley who incidentally is a weird speaking cock or 2 loving mother f*****r whore bag but changed her ways to become much nicer, so back to the flat |
|  | | liverbird Admin


 Number of posts: 15515 Age: 56 Location: posh part of scouseland :) Rep: 31 Points: 16364 Registration date: 2009-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:36 am | |
| Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Shelley who incidentally is a weird speaking cock or 2 loving mother f*****r whore bag but changed her ways to become much nicer, so back to the flat karen cannot believe what she witnessed _________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
|  | | Sandra Admin


 Number of posts: 18774 Age: 49 Location: Ammanford Rep: 22 Points: 16789 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:24 pm | |
| Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Shelley who incidentally is a weird speaking cock or 2 loving mother f*****r whore bag but changed her ways to become much nicer, so back to the flat karen cannot believe what she witnessed which was... |
|  | | liverbird Admin


 Number of posts: 15515 Age: 56 Location: posh part of scouseland :) Rep: 31 Points: 16364 Registration date: 2009-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:08 pm | |
| Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Shelley who incidentally is a weird speaking cock or 2 loving mother f*****r whore bag but changed her ways to become much nicer, so back to the flat karen cannot believe what she witnessed which was shelley buying tenna lady's in _________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
|  | | Sandra Admin


 Number of posts: 18774 Age: 49 Location: Ammanford Rep: 22 Points: 16789 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:50 pm | |
| Anyway back in the woods was the C**t we call karen and love her so much, or so we lead her to believe said Shelley who incidentally is a weird speaking cock or 2 loving mother f*****r whore bag but changed her ways to become much nicer, so back to the flat karen cannot believe what she witnessed which was shelley buying tenna lady's in bulk |
|  | | fredsmum Admin


 Number of posts: 29498 Age: 37 Location: posh part of derby Rep: 33 Points: 28821 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Never ending story Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:54 pm | |
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