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 | | Subject: The Lone Ranger Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:21 pm | |
| A teacher cautiously
approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she
realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive
throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education
from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," said the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand.
With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by
hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed
every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex
education, Johnny?"
" It'll teach those Indians not to f**k with the Lone Ranger." _________________  "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes."  R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
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