A very drunk Paddy met a prostitute up a dark alley.
He asks "How much for full sex"?
£20 she replies..Ok says Paddy and they get down to business
Next minute a cop appears and shines his torch in their faces
Whats going on here he asks
Nothing officer i'm just having sex with my wife.
Sorry sir,the cop says,i didnt know it was your wife
Neither did i says Paddy till you shone your torch in her face.

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