Good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking
one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at their local
Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If' I was to sneak over to
your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would sure make us even."