hilary bradshaw

 Number of posts: 2409 Age: 53 Location: st. helens, merseyside Rep: 24 Points: 3906 Registration date: 2009-08-04
 | Subject: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:57 pm | |
| SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI
"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower. |
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Lynne

 Number of posts: 2758 Age: 35 Location: Fife Rep: 12 Points: 3281 Registration date: 2009-01-13
 | Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:02 pm | |
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liverbird Admin


 Number of posts: 15510 Age: 55 Location: posh part of scouseland :) Rep: 31 Points: 16255 Registration date: 2009-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:03 pm | |
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yeh!!! go-ead :san12: :san12: :san12: best i've heard in ages
_________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
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fredsmum Admin


 Number of posts: 29117 Age: 37 Location: posh part of derby Rep: 33 Points: 28258 Registration date: 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:08 pm | |
| that was boss :2431: _________________  ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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liverbird Admin


 Number of posts: 15510 Age: 55 Location: posh part of scouseland :) Rep: 31 Points: 16255 Registration date: 2009-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:10 pm | |
| :san42: the doumentary was true aswell pity the rest isnt :san42: _________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
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SUMMER Moderator

 Number of posts: 6628 Age: 55 Location: Fife Scotland Rep: 12 Points: 7209 Registration date: 2009-01-13
 | Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:11 pm | |
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