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 | | Subject: funny jokes Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:15 pm | |
| Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you." _________________   ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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| | Subject: Re: funny jokes Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:36 pm | |
| :san42: :san42: just bought 2 cases of beer planning for the weekend |
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fredsmum
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| | Subject: Re: funny jokes Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:02 pm | |
| :2445: :2445: :2445: _________________ ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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| | Subject: Re: funny jokes Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:04 pm | |
| :2445: Some good ones in there |
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