PADDY'S FINGERS

Subject: PADDY'S FINGERS Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:19 pm

PADDYS FINGERS

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Let's be 'avin da fingers and I'll see what oi can do.'

Paddy said, 'Oi 'aven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you 'aven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could 'ave put dem back on and made ya's like new! Why didnt ya bring da fingers?!'

And Paddy said, 'How da fock was oi s'pose to pick them up?!!!'

Subject: Re: PADDY'S FINGERS Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:21 pm

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