Two Irish men are on a tour of London when they spot a shop.
'Suits 10 pounds. Jackets 6 pounds. Shirts 2 pounds'
'F**king hell Patrick, there's a bargain.Let's buy the entire shop. But dont tell anyone we're Irish cos they f**king hate us!
In his best English accent Paddy says 'Can I buy your entire stock please?'
The man behind the counter says 'You're Irish aren't you?'
'Jesus Christ! How did you know that?' says Paddy.
'Cos this is a f**king dry cleaners you thick t**t!!'
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