A man is queueing at the '5 items or less' checkout. The girl in front of him turns round & looks at his basket. He has a 4 pack of lager & an Indian meal for one. She smiles at him. He looks in her basket & sees a half bottle of Lambrini & a Chinese meal for one.

He says to her 'You're single aren't you?'

She gives a girly giggle and says 'Yes, how did you know?'

The man replies 'Cos you're f**king ugly!!'

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