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 | | Subject: rat poison Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:39 pm | |
| wo teenagers go to the local shop, which is heaving. They queue for 10 minutes. When they get to the shopkeeper:
- What can I get you young men? - he asks them in a friendly loud tone.
- Could we have a box of rat poison, please?
- There are loads, are there?
- Yes.
- Are they big?
- Yeah most of them.
- How big?
- About this big.
- Right, in that case this one will do. Do you know how to use it?
- Yes.
- You have to open the box here. Then you have to pull out the little bowl. Then you have to tear the side of the bowl. Do you know how to dose it?
- Yes.
- Put them down every 2 metres, where the rats are normally found, but make sure no other animal can have access to it. Do you know what to do with the left over?
- Yes.
- You put it in the bag, and burn it. Now you know everything, all right? Take care, boys.
- Thank you. Goodbye.
The guys leave the shop and one of them says to the other as they step onto the street.
- f**king hell, I'm really glad that we didn't ask for the condoms in the end. _________________   ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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