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 | | Subject: this is funny Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:54 pm | |
| ]A German guy
approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex viz
you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge
]£20 an
hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little
kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little
kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to
each of your Hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but
complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and
knees.
'Now you vill get on your Hans und knees.'
She duly does
this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow
zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's
harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is
bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the
duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced
and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That
was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the
German . . .'zat is ze..
Four-sprung Duck
technique!
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| | Subject: Re: this is funny Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:55 pm | |
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i dont get it :2222: _________________   ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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