Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little
bastard
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE
SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you
dumb shit!"
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now
it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
HUMPTY
DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings'
horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast
again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the
bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of
electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and
made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too
'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very,
very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels,and a
sports car
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