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| A woman goes to her local pharmacy to buy some hair remover.
The clerk says to her, "be careful if you go in the sun because this can cause chemical reactions and burn your skin."
The woman says, "Oh I'm not using this on my legs."
So then he says, "Well if you use this under your arms you need to let the hair grow out for a few days."
Once again the woman says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
So the clerk looking very confused asks, "Where are you going to remove hair with this?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "My Schnauzer."
The clerk rings up her purchase and after thanking her whispers, "I wouldn't ride a bike for a few days then."
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