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     FIRST TIME SEX

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    PostSubject: FIRST TIME SEX   Wed May 27, 2009 4:44 pm

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
    > dinner with her parents.
    >
    > Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
    > after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
    >
    > The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
    > to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
    > first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the
    > boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the
    > pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
    > 10-pack, or family pack.
    >
    > The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    > busy, it being his first time and all.
    >
    > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
    > girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
    > come on in!'
    >
    > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
    > parents are seated.
    > The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and
    > the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
    >
    > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20
    > minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
    > boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
    >
    >
    >
    > The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
    > pharmacist.'

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    PostSubject: Re: FIRST TIME SEX   Wed May 27, 2009 5:16 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: FIRST TIME SEX   Wed May 27, 2009 5:32 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: FIRST TIME SEX   Wed May 27, 2009 7:37 pm

    heheheheheheheheheh oh I love it lol
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    PostSubject: Re: FIRST TIME SEX   Wed May 27, 2009 9:31 pm

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    PostSubject: Re: FIRST TIME SEX   Thu May 28, 2009 11:06 am

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