four nuns die and go to heaven
st peter asks 1st nun have u ever had contact with a penis
she says i once touched one with my finger
st peter says dip it in holy water
next nun says ive fondled one he says put your hand in holy water
suddenly theres a commotion
a nun has pushed to front of queue
st peter asks whats up
"well if im gonna gargle that holy water i want to do it before sister ann sticks her arse in it!!!"