the penis asked for a raise
i hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons
i do physical labour, i work at great depths
i dont get weekends or public holidays off
i work in damp enviroment
i work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
i work in high temperatures, my work exposes me
to contagious diseases
sincerely
P Niss
response
Dear P Niss
after assesing your request and considering the arguments you raised
we reject your request for the following reasons
you dont work 8 hours straight
you fall asleep after brief work periods
you dont take initiative
you need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work
you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
you dont always follow the necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing correct protective clothing
your unable to work double shifts and if that wasnt all,
you constantly enter the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags!
yours sincerely
V gina
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