liverbird
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 | | Subject: bloke jokes Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:23 am | |
| it's get our own back time on kennym
:2445:When
All This Started
So God calls to
Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want
to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."
What's
The Difference...
What's the difference
between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun,
sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.
Q. How many honest,
intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why do men
masturbate?
A: It's sex with
someone they love.
Men
Are Like...
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike
helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Parking
spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava
lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank
accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are. :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: _________________  "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes."  R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
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kennym
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| | Subject: Re: bloke jokes Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:13 am | |
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kennym
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| | Subject: Re: bloke jokes Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:14 am | |
| u must have sat up all night looking for these Karen
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liverbird
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| | Subject: Re: bloke jokes Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:04 pm | |
| :2445: couldnt sleep 
tried to find some good ones but these are the best i could do :2445:
wasnt sure if you could read anyway kenny :san42: _________________ "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes." R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you all. I am a Volunteer for UK-German Shepherd Rescue.http://www.ukgermanshepherdrescue.co.uk/ |
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| | Subject: Re: bloke jokes Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:00 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: bloke jokes Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:19 pm | |
| :san42: <---- Nuff sed lol |
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