liverbird
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| Judge for yourselves - some ideas for
making shopping more fun, though.Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags
> her husband or
> boyfriend along shopping
>
> This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to
> a customer in
> Oxford:
>
> Dear Mrs. Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the
> Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you
> and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> 2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
> told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
>
> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
>
> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
>
> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
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| | Subject: Re: Genuine letter? Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:32 pm | |
| I've seen this before and it never fails to make me laugh!! :san42: :san42: _________________  |
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| :2445: :2445: :2445:
Even its it fake, its fookin funny :2445: :2445: |
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| :san42: :san42: :san42: _________________   ~The dog is a gentleman! I hope to go to his heaven, not man's~ |
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