I walked in from the pub tonight, I looked at my wife & said
"I'm drunk".
She said "tell me something I don't know".
"I regularly have sex with your sister "
was not what she expected.
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"My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes."
R.I.P Scouse xx Saffron xx and Roxanne xx I will Never Walk Alone..Still Miss you
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