My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear so she took him
to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then told her
that if she wanted to keep this from recurring then she should go to
the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's
ears once a month.
The neighbor went to the chemist and bought some
"Nair" but the pharmacist told her "If you're going to use this under
your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
She informed him that she was not going to be using it under her arms.
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs then, don't shave them for a couple of days."
She said told him "I'm not using it on my legs either, if you must know I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "In that case, don't ride your bike for about a week."

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